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bling bling

The oh so stylish "jewellery" which gives the impression of being rather "cool" and "bling" and tends to give the wearer a "rep". The bigger and more tacky gold the bling the more bling it becomes therefore turining it into bling bling. The bling is usually "gold" (not really, but we won't crush their hopes)but it tends to smell, look, feel EXactly like plastic! Magic! . Some townies have managed to figure that if you scratch it it , it turns SILVER! Wow! BLING BLING!
This bling sometimes come in the form of huge crosses with lots of DIAMONDS!!!! Which also smel, sound, hear , feel wateva, but they do all of this just like plastic AGAIN! Everything must just be so blinging connected, innit?
Townie: Look, innit. There's one of those gofficks, ain't she.
Crew: yeah, we wonna see some beef!
Townie: Beef! yeah. (jumps the whole of 2 inches of bike stolen from a two year old)
(Townie runs at "goff" but is unable to do so due to the huge amount of bling around neck, and also is unable to see due to huge diamante "RD" in "graffiti" letters swinging in face.
Goth runs away.Fast. And laughing.
by RiaB July 20, 2008
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An unneeded version of saying bling bling or cash.
Yea my nigga Cashus is cash money bling bling ice on the rist knamean.
by J-lizzle July 3, 2005
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blinge

This is a word to sum up the state of mind when asked to think up a complex task within a particular time barrier.
Erm BLINGE!
by SATANSFISHTANK October 30, 2003
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bling slag

a bling slag is some slag who would fuck any chav, townie, snide or someone who listens to phat beats or says idge without a license.
Oh shazza shag that fit lad over there with the helly hansen puffer jacket and the bilngidge chain. Coz he looks ard coz iz name iz "gaz"
by mincer April 2, 2005
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blaingo

(noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition) ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
-I had blaingo for dinner.
-Blaingo is 200% effective as a contraceptive.
-"Blaingo"
by Breck Ecker February 3, 2007
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bling-yo

~ If one were to be dragged off to play Bingo with a grandmother at a place where a lot of them showed up,
for no reason just randomly shout 'Bling-yo!' even if you haven't got it.

The point to this is to pretend you thought you had it, and see how long it takes someone to shout at you.

~ An anti-adult statement (you can't be older than 18 to say it without someone laughing.
'Bling-yo!'
'Shut up with that!'
'Bling-yo!'
'Get out!'
by KRAMKELEVRA February 21, 2007
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bling thing

is kinda diamond, gold platter, an expensive things...
it just a rose, not a bling thing, it’s all the same thing, u won ma love vote just hold me now…
by JKing1921 March 4, 2009
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