Birthday Beatdown

The act of a group of people beating up a friend on his birthday.

"happy Birthday mark!" followed by his birthday beatdown

by RangaX1337 September 8, 2011

Internet Birthday

When every day is your birthday so you can get 'e-love' and praise from your internet buddies. This can also be exploited in online games to earn items or prizes from people.

L33tCr0wn: OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, CAN I HAV SOME STUFF?
gullibleperson1: REALLY? You want this fo' free?
sensiblehuman07: Didn't you say it was your birthday last thursday?
L33tCr0wn:...
sensiblehuman07: Oh I get it. It's your internet birthday, right?

by AmericanoChicken February 23, 2011

birthday shower

Those 3 hours every July 27th when Jonesy calls all his boys with the hopes of being showered with birthday wishes

Did you write on Chris' wall for his bday? Nope, I'm sure I'll be part of his birthday shower

by Csulls3 August 27, 2015

The Birthday Surge

When it's your birthday and your facebook page gets flooded with "Happy Birthday" wishes.

Guy 1 - Dude, did you see my wall yesterday?
Guy 2 - It was your birthday right?
Guy 1 - Yeah!
Guy 2 - Ahh yes. The birthday surge.

by Spaceman Sobchak December 15, 2011

Birthday Punches

"The Birthday Punches" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "punching" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "punches" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck". These punches are transferable and are expired in one week from his/her birthday.

"Yo, it's David Pee's birthday, let's go violate him and give him birthday punches" - Jay Pong
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho

by JayPubeInDavidMouth May 27, 2018

Birthday Toastie

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.

Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.

by recallwin March 14, 2010

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

by kitkat93 December 13, 2010