The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.

Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!

by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible

Just finished bibling, man that shit was good

by Dondo March 5, 2020

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020

Bible Trumpin

A podcast or any audible news sorce that spreads rumors and uses religion to win a political following although there athieus. / A fake display of faith to gain votes ; gospel in the hands of those without emathy. When someone quotes the bible with the intent of control. Fake news ment to disrupt the trust in society so they can impose there new world order
Trust = HAPPINESS and prosperity

Censor fake news

He was bible trumpin at the end of his POD cast. He went a litte overboard but there gullible. ha ha ha

by BARRY MAKOCKINER August 4, 2020

Bible code

A piece of program code we are praying for to work properly.

- Hey, Jonny! How's that project?
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!

by sleep`walker October 19, 2011