Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Serial-beeper

A person who, while driving, honks the horn at the very thought of any good reason to typically do so.

That light JUST turned green and that dude is honking at me?! Fucking serial-beeper...

by Rocketyears October 2, 2016

Buzzer Bleeder

Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.

We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.

by Joe BYEDEN October 20, 2016

Slender-Bender

And abnormally thin and bent penis

Susan: You said you saw Harry's dick last night.
Jane: Yea it was a real slender-bender, it barely fit in

by Displacedse October 26, 2016

emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

Brentwood bender

A bunch of proper fags who love to fist each other up the arse on the daily. They can't back shit and are all pussyholes.
Brentwood? more like bentwood.

I SAW THIS ONE GUY GIVING MAD HEAD IN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY.
HAD TO BE A Brentwood Bender

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019