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feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.
by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008
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beaver hunter

One who hunts the beaver, also known as the female sex organ -vagina-
Wow, nick sure is one beaver hunter.. hes bagged 5 today
by Nickerus January 22, 2006
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Beaver Juice

The juices produced usually from a female homosapien vaginal area. usually used for lubricating the objects for entrance.
Tom: Your sister's Beaver Juice was all over my lap!

Jimmy: Actually my sister just has a weak bladder.
by blue bolas July 10, 2005
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Tom Baker

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.
Wow, I love your Tom Baker!
by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005
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beanerific

A combination of the slang term for mexicans, beaner, and the word terrific.
Dude: Hey Man, I just went to Taco Bell.
Man: Dude, how was it?
Dude: Oh, it was beanerific Man, beanerific.
by Brian Conn December 9, 2008
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horny beaver

a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.
What the hell is wrong with that kid?

Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.

Oh it all makes sense now!
by Matthew A October 1, 2008
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beater

A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.
Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."
by thenegativedegree July 4, 2014
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