Big boi water bottle

A big water bottle

I have a big boi water bottle

by qwds April 15, 2021

flo's shampoo bottle

i am flos shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle

by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021

Kiss the bottle

Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.

“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
“I can’t”

by SClarky04 December 9, 2021

Mr. Bottles

A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.

"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"

"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"

by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009

Mr. Botte

(noun)
1. a weird person . just weird
2. someone that you should never say factually incorrect information around, or he will correct you and say "wHat? YoU'Re sUpPosEd tO KnOw!!!"
3. someone that most likey wanted to do great things in life but ended up being an underpayed middle school

teacher

"Hey, what's that sound?"
"Oh it's the teacher next door, Mr. Botte, singing. Don't worry about him."
"I feel bad about the students in that room."
"I know, right."

by nycsavior August 15, 2019

Bottle Jam

After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the vagina and unscrew the cap quicky.

Mike: So how was last night?
John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

bottle

easier way to say bottle of liquor

person 1-"yo nigga you got the bottle?
person 2-"yeah dawg here"
person 1- "iight just dont let my parents find out"

by valsey April 18, 2004