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Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.
My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?
by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010
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Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads
Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.
by Nurs RT October 6, 2017
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Bacon Fever

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO
by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011
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panty bacon

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.
by mhibma November 22, 2005
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Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon
When your day is just some burnt bacon
by DandandAn February 15, 2015
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bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.
"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"
by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017
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sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.
Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.
by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010
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