Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.

I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..

by sschirem March 7, 2013

BAGS ATTACK

A inescapable swarm of BAGS.

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!

by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012

molly attack

an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.

Person: is Molly okay?

“Oh it’s fine, she’s just having a Molly Attack”

by urlocalmia April 22, 2020

sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017

Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011