Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.

Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.

"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."

by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

AIDS Grenade

A bloody tampon from a woman diagnosed with AIDS

Susan is on her period and the dog keeps eating her AIDS Grenades

by Morbidpete October 12, 2018

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

paintbrush aids

when the boys get caught slacken'

you got paintbrush aids

by gorfezzee May 27, 2020

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022