adultizim

knowing that responsibilities have to be met and a system has to be kept.

I wish we didn't have to get up babe but that adultizim has us by the balls right now so we got ten minutes what's up what's happening.

by Wirthman86 September 26, 2021

adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021

Adultler

A person of adult age (18+) that acts like and throws tantrums like a toddler when their entitlement and first world problems are the worst. A word for someone who cannot grasp the concept that life happens and things don’t always go their way.

Karen is an Adultler.

by RockinMarcie September 4, 2021

Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion

You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion

by Ilumihardy November 9, 2021

Adult Fun Dip

Dipping your cigarettes in cocaine

"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."

by Italian_Stallion_97 November 14, 2021

Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 24, 2021

Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021