It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check
I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion
by TLVNYC March 21, 2020
Get the Anal Abortionmug. Tyrone slept with Keisha knowing she loves getting pregnant but he knew she aborted the last 5 kids! Man! That’s an abortion queen!
by Big Al Crane May 6, 2025
Get the Abortion Queenmug. by Freak Train May 10, 2017
Get the budget abortionmug. by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023
Get the Louisiana Abortionmug. by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024
Get the Slimy half aborted fetusmug. When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.
Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant
Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion
Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion
by Yung titty June 18, 2019
Get the Bubble abortionmug. A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
Get the Back Alley Abortionmug.