A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.
Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012
Get the Wank Windowmug. by Sunila Sharma January 4, 2021
Get the Windows 10mug. A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013
Get the window phantommug. A woman of indecent nature; one that is let in through the window rather than the door. Similar to a thot.
“She’s got a fat ass, but she’s still a window girl”
“Man, when you gonna stop falling for them window girls?”
“Man, when you gonna stop falling for them window girls?”
by Blakeysaur July 7, 2019
Get the Window Girlmug. The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.
Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.
by teamknapsack June 20, 2017
Get the weiner windowmug. An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.
by monkeyboy101monkeyboy101 April 19, 2018
Get the Langley Windowmug. The upside down triangle shaped gap between the thighs, and just bellow the nether regions of a woman.
by Scm4life831 July 19, 2017
Get the Wonder Windowmug.