towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.

That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.

by upwithbuck April 20, 2014

hygenic towel

Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.

Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.

by Billy wang August 20, 2016

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 22, 2017

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.

Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.

by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020

Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.

That guy is such a swass towel

by not Leora August 21, 2023

Towel Time

To have sex on a towel because she is on her period

Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time

by frenkie December 7, 2024