by Hi my name is tary October 1, 2020

by STRAWBERRY/SODA! May 1, 2019

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.
by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021

A high-school located in smaller town Lincoln County Tennessee. It’s absolutely horrible and it should burn.
Everyone is racist and homophobic.
The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.
The students are shit.
All around bad.
Everyone is racist and homophobic.
The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.
The students are shit.
All around bad.
by InfamousAshton June 8, 2023

Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore
by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023
