jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jarring

Someone who is incredibly annoying and irritating.

for example: Kaitlin is so jarring and narcissistic.

by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023

Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.

Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !

by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021

Jarring

Talking. Usually referred to talking too much, talking about irrelevant stuff

“ Those bitches jarring, puts my mood off”
“ Quit jarring, let’s go!”

by BabyMama witda pump July 28, 2021

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln April 10, 2011

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019