smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
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Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
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Smelly

When someone is smelly or you are insulting them.
Person 1: you smelly
Person 2: No

Person 2 *cries*
by Noah beck neck (what the heck) November 29, 2020
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Super Smelly Stanky Fart

It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*
Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.

*kenny dies of AIDS*
by HomieWithThatXtraChromie February 17, 2023
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Smelly ho

A woman that has had too many sexual encounters
Becky is a smelly ho she has slept with the whole high school band.
by Super Clark January 6, 2019
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smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
by sugarmelon September 7, 2021
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Smelly Rat

The smelly rat is a noob at roblox
by oakshsy May 8, 2024
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