fart smelly is a deadbeat mom who produces deadbeat kids, got all kids took away at birth, 1st kid doesn’t have a dad 6 dna test and no winning contestants, 2nd kid has a kid and doesnt do shit ( likes to baby trap ) also smelly kelly also known as fart smelly ( very fat and smelly ) doesnt do shit for her grandkid but wants to act like she’s involved. when fart smelly texts the bm to “her” grandchild she makes excuses and doesnt follow the rules of the babys schedule, argues with bm every couple weeks bc she didnt raise her kids and knowns that babys need to be on a schedule. repeats herself like a black woman. doesnt read context clues, has no backbone, is really fat and smelly, is sad and miserable, has a drug problem, is a brother and homie hopper, ran through, traumatizes kids and flashes them ( with lesbian tendencies ) did i mention shes really smelly? dates married guys names clitus, also hoped on his brother, very very very smelly, shaves everyday and skin feels like an alligator, smelly kelly so smelly her underwear super smelly, constantly has bv, bacterial vaginosis, and unbalanced ph. likes to hit on kids, doesnt care abt any of her kids and one grandchild, fights her kids as well, trys to run kids over with car, makes everything about her, smelly kelly is a nazi, fart smelly sharts her pants.
“ewwww ur a fart smelly”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”
“you need to stop acting like fart smelly”
“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”
“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”
“you need to stop acting like fart smelly”
“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”
“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”
by jim bithelll July 8, 2025
Get the fart smelly mug.The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .
“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”
“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”
“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”
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Get the smelly butterfly mug.Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."
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