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Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017
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Lincoln

When you first meet him, he will steal your heart. Athletic, tan, tall, strong, very self determined and competitive but in a good way. Loves to challenge himself. Is a sweet and smart boy, but can be so dumb sometimes. Needs guidance but does not like to hear he is doing anything wrong. Not a very good listener, a little rebellious and mysterious. Kind of a player, not a very reliable friend to all. Heart breaker but you end up loving him as a friend.
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln
“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln
by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024
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Lincoln middle school

The best of the 4 Lincolnton schools where we are not racist cousin fuckers like west or suck at football and wrestling like north and we ain't rich ass snobs from east. We the better school
U hear about Lincoln middle school?

Yeah it's the best middle school in lincoln county
by That_one_redhead_kid February 26, 2021
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Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

It's a phrase to highlight someone missing the point, purposefully or otherwise. It doesn't matter how good the play was, Mary Todd Lincoln watching her husband and then President of the United States Abraham Lincoln get shot in the head right beside her overshadows everything. It could have been the best acting ever but that's not what she was focusing on or what she'll remember.
In reference to the Aurora shootings
Person 1: "Oh my God, that's awful! Was the movie any good, at least?"
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

In reference to a controversial person
Person 1: "Yeah, Mike's an alcoholic, a tax cheat, beats his kids, and is a pathological liar – but other than that, he's pretty cool."
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
by ResOrbis December 4, 2023
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Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
by BukakeJones April 6, 2017
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Lincoln gardner

A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
by rlVash November 24, 2023
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