Dylan

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.

Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there

by golden fire29 August 26, 2019

dylan

mega simp/bottom. just an absolute bOTTOM. wont stop simpin over random nibbas, edgelord typebeat.

guy 1: woah that nibba wont stop simpin
guy 2: yeah lmao theyre such a dylan

by as20_3 March 17, 2020

Dylan

He is one of the biggest jerks you will me, if you see one stay away from a Dylan

P1: who’s the new kid

P2: Dylan
P1: I heard they are jerks let’s not go near him

P2: yeah I agree

by the real gunk November 26, 2019

Dylan

Is the sexiest person ever and u should send him titty pics

Dylan:titty pics

Girl:yes

by Dylan_no_comment January 31, 2021

Dylan

A cool guy that get dumped don his birthday because a girl liked her ex again

"Your girl dumped you on your b-day!aw man dude,you must feel like a Dylan."

by ralph da boss January 3, 2018

Dylan

Amazing friends however he is b being stalked and harrassed by unknown force

Dylan has been off lately

I wonder why

by Ur mamaaa November 22, 2022

Dylan

An amazing guy, who has the tendency to be a huge dick sometimes. He can be annoying, insensitive, and rude but at the end of the day you still love him because he's like a puppy. Overall a super sweet, romantic, caring guy who'd give you cuddles any time anywhere. Usually great kissers and give the best hugs. If you find a Dylan, you better keep him

Person1: Omg! Jessica and Dylan are goals af!!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!

by XxbandsforlifexX August 11, 2016