bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act

White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment

by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023

Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley

Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."

by Carti'sWaifu March 6, 2022

Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.

Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."

by Miketoad March 25, 2010

Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012

butters moment

when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.

"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"

by notseasons May 27, 2021

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments

Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013

Capslock Moment

A "Capslock Moment" is that special gleeful moment when you discover something awesome, and have to shout out loud, but can't. So you type with the Capslock key on in order to demonstrate this.

"Psst.. Terry just got his first lap dance!"

"OMG! HE DID!?"

"Did you just have a Capslock Moment?"

by Antihero December 25, 2008