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vegetarian zombie

This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".

No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!

Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.

*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
by Jefbag January 22, 2009
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Zombie Tits

Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.
I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.
by Professor Lambeau March 4, 2009
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zombie fingered

When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom promptly finds your asshole and fingers it twice until you die.
Bullfrog: damn it Gerbil, I was reviving Goat. You let me get zombie fingered.

Gerbil: lol
by AKBullfrog April 19, 2009
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Zombie Nigger

A black person caring the HIV and/or AIDS virus,must likely to be an African Male.

Currently used since the out-brake of AIDS, since the Catholic s morons prohibited the use of condoms to stop the spread of the virus.
U.N. VOLUNTEER: Now look out for these Zombie Niggers they'll fuck you and kill ya.

In movies zombies bit you,but in this case they have intercourse with the an unfortunate to infect.
by lucas503 December 20, 2009
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zombie superman

Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!
by Scared shitless October 11, 2004
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Zombie Apocalypse

The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.
...Braaaains!

Quick, get the Shotgun! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: FPSRussia
by torrrrrrub August 6, 2011
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zombie sex

When you and your partner both wake up in the middle of the night, and proceed to have sex. But you are soo tired it's very slow and mindless. Like a zombie.
Sometimes you may wake up and wonder if you actually had sex or not.
My girlfriend and I woke each other up and just started having zombie sex. It was so cool.
My fuck buddy slept over last night and then at some point in the middle of the night we both woke up so we just rolled over for some zombie sex.
by Holly Carpenter July 29, 2011
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