Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.

Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)

by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019

Angry Yankee

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.

“I turned that girl, red, white, and blue when I gave her an angry Yankee!”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025

Yankee Cheap

A person from New England who won’t throw anything away and is a cheapskate

Just buy a new piece of wood Tom; you've always been yankee cheap.

by Hawkwise September 1, 2023

Sand Yankee

A person from the American desert west with an accent can be mistaken for that of the northern Midwest or generic New England.

Person A: Is he from Cleveland?

Person B: No, New Mexico.
Person A: Oh, he's a Sand Yankee.

by Southern Lexicon November 6, 2017

Yankee Doodle

An ejaculation resulting from male masturbation. Derivied from 'yanking' (masturbastion) and 'doodle', offensive bodily fluid having left the body.

Between the hot nurses and the extensive porn collections, the fertility clinic had no problem getting male subjects to yankee doodle in a cup.

by Samuel Francisco September 20, 2018

yankees

The string on the end of a tampon. Once the tampon has completed it's useful life, a woman will grab (yank)the tampon string to remove it, hence a "Yankee"

My girl, Savanah Jo, always uses Yankees to remove her tampon...... Or so I have been told!

by Virtually obtuse June 27, 2016

yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.

All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.

by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021