It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.
Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
by OctopusProbably March 28, 2022

by Kingzofmen December 26, 2022

The biggest Yankee fan there is and hates the bahastan red sax . He loves to intimidate people and speak high pitched
Jimmy : Is that Yankees Shawn approaching us
Carl: yes it is
Yankees Shawn : Since ur all Bahastan Red Sax fans, ur going to die , hehehehehehe
Carl: yes it is
Yankees Shawn : Since ur all Bahastan Red Sax fans, ur going to die , hehehehehehe
by Biggest tips fan August 10, 2025

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020

When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.
Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”
by XXXTENMAURYEL November 16, 2021

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
by Thetug January 6, 2022

yankee with no brim, previously one of the greatest hats of all time but has recently been killed by TikTok
by samurai.sally May 2, 2020
