The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

Twourette's syndrome

Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.

Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.

He says 'fuck' in literally every second or third tweet. He must have Twourette's syndrome.

by shit on a biscuit April 12, 2009

baggyballbag-syndrome

A terrible disease which is not contagious, therefor inherited at birth. It's deadly yet arousing symptons include thinning of the scrotum and sagging of the scrotum. It can however be contracted by transexuals if they injest excessive amounts of homeless people. There is no found cure for this disease at this present time, however it can temporarily be prevented by ironing the scrotum daily on a high heat.

dude Derek's mum told me he has baggyballbag-syndrome!!! I feel so bad for him should we buy him a new iron?

by sir ball-bag-alot December 22, 2010

Bown's Syndrome

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.

"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."

by And Parasols October 23, 2013

Yuki Syndrome

When a character from a manga, anime, or other form of popular media breaks up with his/her lover for no apparent reason, often multiple times in a short period of time. The character with this alledged Yuki Syndrome is often of a cold and/or ass-ish personality.

Shuichi: "Hirooooo! Yuki broke up with me for the fiftieth time this week!!"
Hiro: "It's only Tuesday! He must have Yuki Syndrome."

by MHMMM MMMKAY November 20, 2009

catboy syndrome

when someone has denial of being a catboy but becomes one anyways in the end. specifically xiao and venti

“CATBOYS ARENT REAL! I WILL NEVER BE A CATBOY.” venti pursued as xiao was firmly agreeing with him.
“…”
“what happened to venti and xiao?”
“they were in the denial stage of catboy syndrome.”

by hu.taq July 20, 2021

Lympus Syndrome

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.

The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.

by Y-7-9er February 7, 2013