Randy Jones

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.

Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."

by Terry Murray June 21, 2010

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Sian Jones

Girl
Not the girl next door
way kewl-too kool for skewl
However has a roof above the "a" in her name

yo Dr Jones
Dr Jones
Calling Dr Jones
dr Jones Dr Jones wake up now!

by Nadia February 3, 2005

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mike jones

an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)

mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ja-loc August 5, 2005

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While two fingers are in the vagina, they are slowly slid out while the penis is simultaneously slid in, making the seamless transition to sexual intercourse. It is reminiscent of the beginning of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when Indy simultaneously switches the bag of sand with the golden idol.

1. I wasn't sure Suzy was down to fuck, but after I gave her the Indiana Jones, she had no choice but to accept it.

2. I never knew how to make the transition from foreplay to sex, but now that I've learned the Indiana Jones, I'm getting my dick wet much more often.

Sex Intercourse Vagina Dick Finger

by Kuntmaster October 13, 2011

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john jones

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.

Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!

by Dolphin Dancing May 31, 2016

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