Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.

She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.

by Fishfillay May 8, 2019

Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.

- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.

by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

Obsession Vampire

Obsession Vampire is a human being feeding on human obsession. This entity is highly intelligent with exceptional psychological skills, strong presence and dark mysterious, dangerous and seductive aura. It loves various drugs and it has discovered the most precious one. There are not many of such beings in the world. In order to feed, obsession vampire evokes a significant obsession with its personality in the victim's mind and channels the soul of the victim often engaging in sexual activities with the subject as well. The victim is often an introvert with strong internal conflict and anger who lacks the ability to overcome the ego due to lower-common psychological intelligence.

Remember Jim Morrison, he was an exceptional obsession vampire. The only thing that stopped him from the eternal trip of ecstasy was his vulnerable physical shell.

by Drekavac December 8, 2017

Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.

`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...

by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020