Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

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Vagina explosion

phrase used to express intense bursts of emotions, usually associated with excitement or happiness.

1. When i found out i won, my vagina exploded.
2. John: Hey I managed to get us tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

Jane: Did you really?! I just had a vagina explosion!

by praisebeysus December 5, 2009

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Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003

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Vagina rule

The one with the vagina can call said rule and win whatever is being debated. It can be called up to 3 times a day, 4 when it's a leap year, and can't be called more than once in a 2 hour span.

Guy: I love you more.
Girl: I love YOU more.
Guy: Nope.
Girl: Vagina rule! I win!
Guy: Damn it.

by DicksOClock August 13, 2009

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Vagina McGinestein

a term used to describe guys too shy or nervous to talk to the girl they find attractive.

(from Harold and Kumar)
Kumar: Hey look it's your girlfriend...You actually gonna talk to her this time or are ya gonna be a fuckin Vagina McGinestein
Harold: (rushes into elevator and closes door before the previously mentioned girl can enter)
Kumar: Hey, hey, HEY.(door closes)...You're worthless
Harold: I'm not worthwhile.

by D-Hart September 24, 2008

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