uberstance

The way someone is staring down at their phone waiting for an Uber ride. Uberstance.

While driving down the street I see quite a few people in the uberstance.

by JenCraWik January 1, 2016

User Vertigo

user vertigo when the user of a software application experiences a sense of euphoria, immediately followed by symptoms of vertigo (i.e. loss of motor skills and sense of direction) because navigating the app is effortless and teeters on inappropriately easy to use.

Man, notion.so is dope as hell, I passed out from the User Vertigo and woke up in my trash can.

by Marc Jonnson May 20, 2018

Uberscuber

An Uberscuber refers to a person posing as an Uber driver, but is not qualified and potentially dangerous. Derived from “Uber” and “Scuba”, an Uberscuber is typically found in Western Europe; mainly western regions of France.

“I took an Uber home today, but something was off about my driver...”
“It may have been an Uberscuber Elen!”
“Well that’s the last time I take Uber!”

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII July 11, 2018

user-friendly

The verbally-portrayed status/nature of a smooth-talking snitch who pretends to be tolerant/supportive of anyone who "uses" (i.e., consumes illegal drugs), but actually rats you out to da fuzz/Feds behind yer back.

If a computer or other complicated device is marked as "user-friendly", dat's all well and good, I guess --- it's when a PERSON claims to be this way dat ya should get antsy and suspicious.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

User

What a nerd calls himself after watching Tron: Legacy

I a user not a program

by 1:38 September 5, 2018

userify

(adj) To break technical jargon down to the end-users' level. ("Is the black cable with the silver connector attached to the little round port on your laptop? Try going to the other laptop ... no, the one that works, and try googlingpurple.com?", versus "have you verified power and network connectivity?")

Could also be applied to legal, medical, financial or any other industry-specific language likely to confuse a layperson.

"I do this for a living so you don't have to userify wording for me

by Humpfh January 16, 2019

User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.

"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019