Beckfoot Upper Heaton

Shit school with shit teachers. Boring and depressing, and annoying kids like anannas ehsan haseeb and more...

Beckfoot Upper Heaton is boring

by Dhrudhd January 24, 2020

knocker-upper

A knocker-upper was someone whose sole purpose was to wake people up during a time when alarm clocks were expensive and not very reliable.

"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"

by ethic. January 4, 2021

Harlington upper school

A pedo den

I have to go to harlington upper school

by Sournanny September 5, 2021

Online One Upper

An annoying person who will one up anything that is posted on an online forum, message board or social network site. If you post an update about something they will try to top it with a personal story of their own. Also applies to posts about videos, links, etc., as they will tell you how your media is old, a repost, or how ________ is better than what you posted.

On Facebook:

Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!

Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!

Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!

by horse-dong November 18, 2010

Quicker Fucker Upper

An alcohol your body just can't process, resulting in a stumble bum like behavior

Patron for me is a quicker fucker upper

by Skidmarkcat June 5, 2023

one upper

-Regarding yourself as better than everyone else, with intent of seeming greater, without actually saying it.
-Implying you have done something long before anyone else even thought of doing it.
-Riding a motorcycle in scrubs and not getting any dirt on them.
-Working 18 different jobs including but not limited to a doctor, a mechanic, a veternarian, and astronaut before the age of 18 (With no proof)

Me: Man im stoked we are getting paid today its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well, i get paid 1 and a half hours before everyone else.
Everyone: ZOMG WTF!! How do you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else, how is that even fucking possible?!!?!?!?!?
Me: Dude, your a fucking one upper.
Hanson: You are all just jealous!

by Smeew March 21, 2007

cheerer upper

A person whose main purpose in life is to hand out chocolate to those who are having a bad day.

Adriana: Dude, i'm having such a bad day... I need a boost

Man just go Aditya over there, he hands out chocolate to people who are having a bad day. he's an official cheerer upper

by ditditdit June 14, 2011