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needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have
Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...
by Innasense February 14, 2005
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fusillade typer

Someone who annoyingly waits to begin typing until they find all the letters in the word they want to type, then types them in a single, annoying burst. Gives the typer a false feeling of skill; irks observers.

Becoming consigned to oblivion as those who can't type are being weeded out with old age.
Stanly typed out the word 'irritating' so fast that he thought we was impressing everyone around him with his typing speed. In reality, everyone knew he was a fusillade typer and spent 15 seconds looking for the keys before he began typing.
by humbled by incompetence June 15, 2011
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No Type

I DONT GOT NO TYPE, BAD BITCHES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
by Lexiiiiii_ June 1, 2021
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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person
Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.
by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013
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typesy

A person who unable to type, and themselves admit they can't.
For example: "Oh my God, I'm so typesy".
by stunny April 19, 2007
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Type any word...

y u type this in when it's already there???
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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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