The last section of a bowel movement that refuses to pass, instead coming to rest just inside the anus.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
by Joshua James December 10, 2006
Get the magic turtlemug. A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.
by chemnerd101 September 15, 2009
Get the The Awkward Turtlemug. To feel a girls chest, outside of the shirt, replicating the motion of hand washing or waxing a car.
by Chimpski November 3, 2009
Get the Turtle Waxingmug. An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.
One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"
by RattleMeSnake March 24, 2009
Get the Poll Turtlemug. 1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
by Strany May 28, 2006
Get the turtle curtlemug. 
by Major JMC July 5, 2006
Get the turtle spinachmug.