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Turbo Tiv

Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Turbo Tiv?
Person 2: Yes I saw him interpreting a dog.
by BruhSandwich October 26, 2019
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turbo ass

Of very poor quality.
"That new D.va skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 2, 2023
mugGet the turbo assmug.

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
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turbo ass

Very very bad, poor quality, 0/10
"That D.va skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 8, 2023
mugGet the turbo assmug.

Turbo step

Have you seen the gay ass dance called the turbo step? Yeah! It's stupid af
by Humblehustler October 23, 2019
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turbo banged

Turbo Banging (verb): The act of having sexual relations with someone in a rough and turbocharged manor. Getting fired up and expelling all your energy into repeated hard thrusts.
"I turbo banged Meghan so hard last night she wont walk straight for a week!"

"Turbo banging is how I roll'
by eastcoastlifestyle May 3, 2016
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Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.
Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.
by c0aster January 24, 2018
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