Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Trunkingmug. Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.
The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
Get the Tree Trunkmug. Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.
He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
by Skgrey January 5, 2016
Get the trunk pastamug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Vegeta <<<MajinyluhevoM>>> Eliza Coupe Is Trunksmug. A trunk is a man (or a non woman) who is basically a twink but chubbier, they usualy have big 'trunks'.
by Shroedër May 12, 2022
Get the Trunkmug. Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.
"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon
by FoodieBuddha October 26, 2015
Get the Trunk Snacksmug. by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021
Get the Elephants pooping out of their trunksmug.