yo that guy had a dick the size of a tristan!!!
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Guy: My favourite shape is Tristan

Another guy: Same!
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Tristan could be your friend one minute and your Enemy the next because he is and unfunny guy who likes to play around to much
Guy:Tristan reported me for some stupid shit
Tristan:that's what you
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Tristan is a short fag with a red hat that never gets out of the fucking handball square and tells everyone to lick his balls meaning that he is indeed Homosexual.
Tristan is a faggot
by Hi Tristan November 27, 2018
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Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror
"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner
by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 23, 2022
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A asshole you can’t get enough of his peanut head looking as.He will come back like a boomerang and will always try to be inappropriate no matter what and he is a really bad friend and cheats on his girl friend
Tristan
by Tristan haters November 9, 2019
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