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Traffic64 is a hot single dude in your area in blue hat and overalls. He is so funny he makes you laugh!
Wow isn't that dude hot? He looks like Traffic64
by MucusLukas May 26, 2021
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non-traffic

wow, there sure is a lot of non-traffic!

we ran into a lot of non-traffic on the way home.

the non traffic during anti-rush hour was fabulous.
by josh davis20 January 12, 2008
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dumpster traffic

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."
by throw January 26, 2008
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text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.
"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"
by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009
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Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc
(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.
by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010
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Hot Taffy Pull

Pulling on ur shriveled up ding-dong dingaling but can't get a stiffy
Billy was hot taffy pulling all night and nothing worked sp he gave Martha a Cleveland hot waffle instead
by Hot taffy pull November 2, 2017
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Old Trafford

Old Trafford is the famous home of Bruno Fernandes FC and the rest of Manchester U-Shited. The fans that occupy this place are either not from Manchester or used to Support Man City, as they are famous for being the biggest has-beens in Premier League history.

Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.
Guy 1: “The good news is I got us tickets to Liverpool vs Man United, the bad news is that I could only get the away match at Old Trafford.”

Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”
by Suck Your Dad December 31, 2020
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