Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.
If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.
PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.
If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.
PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....
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Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
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Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
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The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.
Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
Examples of real world zero sun totals:
Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.
Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
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