russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast

by phreak December 23, 2003

Texas Toast

When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.

My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.

by ElRae August 18, 2011

Avocado Toast

Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.

Adv. Avocado Toasting

Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.

What's avocado toasting?

It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.

by SymoneKitty June 6, 2018

Tight as Toast

An especially close, friendly, or harmonious relationship. Similar to "two peas in a pod."

I can't believe we're going to different colleges in the fall, dawg. We been tight as toast since grade school!

by mildmannrdreprtr March 10, 2010

French Toasting

the act of making french toast

me: what are you doing?
friend: French toasting
me: is that really a verb?
friend: it is now

by french toaster17 June 2, 2010

Cheese toast

The most ghetto food on the face of the earth. Originated from black people in West Haven, CT. The act of placing a piece of cheese upon a piece of bread, preceding to put it in the microwave for about 20-25 seconds.

Dexter: Hey Lamar. I'm hungry today, but all I have is this slice of bread, and a piece of cheese.

Lamar: yo my nigga wat it is, why aint you make sum cheese toast.

Dexter: Wow! Cheese toast? I've never thought of that!

by CrackaAndNigga November 8, 2009

toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .

One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004