sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them

by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022

Vampire Tea

Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.

James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.

by PopeVortex May 24, 2023

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023