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Vampire Taco

When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.
"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"
by Moe Biggzly July 21, 2020
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Vampire Tea

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?
by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021
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vampire cracker

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.
by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015
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vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise
by cottonPickker February 7, 2019
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media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.
The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.
by Skylar01 September 9, 2015
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Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.
She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.
by Fishfillay May 8, 2019
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Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.
- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.
by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009
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