something you should do daily
if people judge, who cares
if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple
most importantly, always know de wae
if people judge, who cares
if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple
most importantly, always know de wae
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

A large jail cell that houses a small group of people. Instead of having one cell mate in a jail cell, a pod is usually a larger cell with a bigger group of inmates, typically 10 to 15 prisoners.
There was only one female pod in that entire jail, the rest were all dudes...
When they arrested me they stuck me in cell 3K for a week, but then told me to roll it up and moved me to pod 3 in the work center , where I stayed with 12 other girls for another 2 weeks.
Just be happy you're not in pod 12, I heard some of the pipes busted and no one can even take a shower over there.
When they arrested me they stuck me in cell 3K for a week, but then told me to roll it up and moved me to pod 3 in the work center , where I stayed with 12 other girls for another 2 weeks.
Just be happy you're not in pod 12, I heard some of the pipes busted and no one can even take a shower over there.
by Turnthepaige April 19, 2018

pod day also known as pray on downfall day is a day where you pray on the downfall of other peoples relationships/ love. pod day is a replacement for valentine’s day
you are casually looking at someone’s instagram post with their significant other instead of saying “aw so cute” you would pray for their relationship to fail aka pod day
by jackelliotturner February 14, 2022

by ronronbrokeasf June 29, 2023

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018

I invited Jeremy into this pod and all he did was spam pictures of cats the whole time, total Pod Ruiner
by Diabetes477 May 31, 2011
