What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.
I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"
by PMax April 24, 2008
Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.
Guy 2- How do you know?
Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues
Guy 2- How do you know?
Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues
by Wordwizzzard March 04, 2009
To have an erection.
by madphysicsman May 14, 2004
Hold up a womans ears in a pointy fashion so she looks like a vulcan while she is giving you a blow job.
She was giving me a blow job when I grabbed her ears and when she turned her head upwards she looked like a Happy Vulcan.
by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006
My girlfriend unzipped my pants and my cock sprang out to greet her. She smiled up at me. "Happy penis?" she said.
"Happy penis." I replied.
"Happy penis." I replied.
by Comet of Shadow June 30, 2013
When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
by Me. October 11, 2004
1. Ecstasy, MDMA. Happy pills, yo. Aka bombs, thizz, e, xtc, x. The best thing ever created by man kind.
2. Any anti depressant, either MAOI or SSRI.
Don't mix happy pills. Ecstasy and MAOI anti depressants can cause death, and Ecstasy with an SSRI just kills the effects.
2. Any anti depressant, either MAOI or SSRI.
Don't mix happy pills. Ecstasy and MAOI anti depressants can cause death, and Ecstasy with an SSRI just kills the effects.
Fuck man, I went to this rave and someone hooked me up with the best happy pills. I was hugging couches for 5 fuckin hours.
by Strayphoenix6 March 14, 2008