trigger-posting

To send random bits of nonsense, often accompanied by annoying memes, into a chat group

"B"
"Brad, quit trigger-posting."

by dogezes April 21, 2021

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post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

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Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.

"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"

by hilikusss February 18, 2009

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Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.

Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 20, 2007

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petty posting

Indirectly posting about someone, but being petty at the same time.

petty posting : "Why does he always do this to me?"

by pandacolors June 5, 2017

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Ne posted

A mix of ne and posted Ne posted is when you're chilling and either
1. You're chuckling at some dumb thing you can barely remember
2. You're snickering at something you see as you're watching YT or scrolling through IG/Reddit
<<<You might not want to be bothered when you say this, please keep that in mind. It's like lol so don't say it out loud, please, or it's gonna make you seem like a weirdo.>>>
You're just vibing and having a good time by yourself or with the homies.

Texting scene:
Jada: Hey Adam wyd
Adam: Rn I'm ne posted.

Jada: Oh, same tho

by GodDammitAlan! November 4, 2019

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