X-ray vision

The feeling of someone deeply staring at you or cheating off of your answers.

Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
"Are they using they're X-ray vision again?"

"I think they're cheating, that's not sigama"
by IsabellaSchuyler May 19, 2025
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veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.
Dude I had my jeep vision last night.
by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019
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titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.
I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!
by Wyatt Gornick November 19, 2015
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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013
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visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.
This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!
by For Great Justice July 27, 2012
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Woo vision

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision
by Stickymickey147 November 01, 2022
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