dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.

Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Scissor Cute

When your female bestie looks good AF and make you want bump coochies

My best friend looking scissor cute

by TheeGoat94 January 13, 2024

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

School scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes.

Don’t smell them school scissors. Katie’s had them

by Fax only November 13, 2020

Scissor

A group of lesbians

I found a scissor of lesbians at the softball game.

by careamedic July 17, 2022

rock paper scissors

A simple game with simple rules: Rock beats scissors, paper beats rock, and scissors beat paper.

Let's go play rock paper scissors.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019