The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 08, 2025

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023

puddle and foff

a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.

damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep

by puzzydeztroyer April 16, 2022

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 10, 2022

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 10, 2022

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by September 08, 2021

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 30, 2014