Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.
by Keith from back east July 22, 2022
Get the Order of Operationsmug. by the savageee July 6, 2017
Get the pick up ordermug. by Trader555 August 30, 2022
Get the Fantasy Ordermug. Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
Get the Prerestraining order agreementmug.