Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018
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Get the you’re a log mug.A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs
The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.
The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.
by Zero2None September 20, 2016
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If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
by RisenAgain November 3, 2011
Get the logging in to the cloud mug.When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.
Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023
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Get the chowder log mug.When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.
-BlackKnight-
-BlackKnight-
by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022
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