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hot grapes!

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"
by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009
mugGet the hot grapes!mug.

Grape vr

Oh it’s Grape vr
Yeah she’s very good
by Grape vr February 24, 2022
mugGet the Grape vrmug.

Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'
I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend
by Geepers1 March 26, 2011
mugGet the Bust a Grapemug.

sea grapes

Some Bahamas bred BOMB ass shit green and blue nugs lookin like they were straight from the sea.
Yo, u want some sea grapes mon? They be gettin u blaaaazed.
by whatsit December 11, 2007
mugGet the sea grapesmug.

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*
by blep bloop May 24, 2011
mugGet the GRAPE SMUGGLERmug.

Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"
I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.
by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004
mugGet the Grape Juicemug.

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.
"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"
by FREKBOX April 12, 2009
mugGet the Butt Grapesmug.

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