fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007

fanny feeler

Where one person is perverted enough to feel a man/woman's fanny, also is used to take the piss out of somebody

Did you hear about Johnny ,
Yeah he is such a Fanny feeler,

by Fanny_fidler September 19, 2016

gong fanny

A vagina that happens to make an extraordinarily loud sound when the pelvis' of both partners collide

she woke the neighborhood with her gong fanny

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016

Fanny Tran

Taking a ride on the fanny tran is when someone is ignoring you. You turn your back to them so they can see your fanny. It is basically your ass transit.

Jon: Hey Stephan
Stephan: *turns back*
Matt: Jon, your taking a ride on the fanny tran!!

by Snifferpitz June 9, 2009

Fanny Nugget

The solid waste that is passed through one’s anus; shit.

After two days of constipation, I dropped the biggest fanny nugget. I haven’t walked the same since.

by P0PKULTR September 29, 2019