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Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.
THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut
by hellomymans January 31, 2020
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Coconut Bo

๐Ÿ› RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ๐Ÿ›
Person 1: ๐Ÿ› RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ๐Ÿ›
Person 2: ๐Ÿ› RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ๐Ÿ›
by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021
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Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.
I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.
by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021
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Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"
"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"
by Krumira February 13, 2022
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Coconut Cracker

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."
by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Coconut

It's a KoKo Fruit,

Of The KoKo Tree,
From The KoKopalm Family
There are so many uses of the coconut tree, You can build a bigger house for the family.
by Incredible Pal January 22, 2021
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