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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
mugGet the chewed the spoonmug.

chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
mugGet the chew on tea leavesmug.

Chew

" Hey dude I see you have some chips can I have some? "

" no. "

" Remember when I saved you from drowning from that floaty with a bunch of 6th graders on it? "

" Dude you chew on the same thing all the time when will you finally swallow your pride?! "
by Yhop! November 27, 2020
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Chewe

A weird girl that doesn’t know what she wants most of the time . She is usually very insecure but once she grows out of her shell she blossoms into a beautiful human.
Chewe’s are rare so when you find one keep them close to your heart . They can be hard to work with in the beginning but the work is worth it . They are selfish honest lovers and that makes them loyal . Chewe’s are also super smart but usually don’t believe in themselves
Boy:“Chewe is the most most awkward person I know but it’s okay because we like awkward”
by Sleazysloth December 18, 2019
mugGet the Chewemug.

cooka chew

TRUE LOVE ( SHES MY COOKA CHEW )
I realy want want to be with my wee cooka chew
by Urban w July 8, 2022
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sock chewing

Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
Everytime I see Cam, he got that other mf with him...I dont fk with his Sock Chewing ass
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023
mugGet the sock chewingmug.

chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.
Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.
by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016
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